Tequila Sheila Lyrics

Now she was sippin on a margerita,
She was holdin down a corner stool,
She dialed me in with her instamatic grin,
You know I thought she thought that I was cool
I have to say I had me a good time,
Yeah even with the shape Im in, Ah, she led me astray
Una Mas a Jose, Tequila Sheila strikes again

Woke up in a motel bed,
Frieght train runnin through my head,
Minus my wallet, my watch and my boots,
The only thing she left me was my birthday suit,
I faintly remember a havin a ball,
But the last thing I really recall,

Is she was sippin on a margerita,
She was holdin down a corner stool,
She dialed me in with that instamatic grin,
You know I thought she thought that I was cool
I have to say I had me a good time,
Yeah even with the shape Im in, Ah, she led me astray
Una Mas a Jose, Tequila Sheila strikes again

Just then came a knock at the door,
Cops bust in, throw me down on the floor,
Said my ol' truck was in a robbery,
And I look just like the fella in the passenger seat,
I thought the judge would understand,
So I told him ya'll, when I raised my hand,

She was sippin on a margerita,
She was holdin down a corner stool,
She dialed me in with that instamatic grin,
You know I thought she thought that I was cool
I have to say I had me a good time,
Yeah even with the shape Im in, Oh, she led me astray
Una Mas a Jose, Tequila Sheila strikes again,

Ahoooohoohoo Tequila Sheila strikes again
Ahoooohoohoo Tequila Sheila strikes again

They found me guilty of a crime,
Now Im eatin bologna, doin 11-29,
Sharin a cell, with a fella named Miguel,
I asked what he was in for,
He told me, Senor,

She was sippin on a margerita,
She was holdin down a corner stool,
She dialed me in with that instamatic grin,
You know I thought she thought that I was cool
I have to say I had me a good time,
Yeah even with the shape Im in, she led me astray
Then she sasheyed, Tequila Sheila strikes again,
Tequila Sheila strikes again