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I was busted by my wife the other day. I d been hiding this particular behavior for some time now, and I was caught red handed. She was furious. And I was furious as well, as I couldn t believe I was stupid enough to allow my indiscretions to be laid bare.

I mean, I heard the footsteps on the [url=http://www.footballseahawksprostore.com/Nike-Bruce-Irvin-Jersey.html]Bruce Irvin Jersey stairs, but I didn t react. Truth be told, I thought it was our 5 year old pitter pattering up the steps. And I figured if he saw me doing what I was doing well, he s still young and innocent enough to not realize I was morally and ethically in the wrong.

That s it. That s what I was doing. Quietly reading a book and drinking coffee. Bad Monkey by Carl Hiaasen and Melitta Colombian Supreme, black, if you must know every sordid detail.

I know, I know, how dare I.

Going up to shower, gotta get Max Unger Authentic Jersey ready for work, I said, which was true enough ish.

I just didn t mention the planned Bruce Irvin Youth Jersey 10 minute detour.

It s real nice, this detour. See, we ve got this fainting couch type thing we bought at IKEA (I think the Swedish name for it is Ooofsotired ) and it sits right in front of a east facing window. So what I do is open the window, let the warm spring sun hit me just so, coffee on the ledge, with the steam rising and the smell of fresh brewed wafting up into my yawning nostrils and the book propped open, resting against my waiting thighs and

Are you (bleeping) kidding me? my wife asked, and by asked, I mean accused, and by accused, I mean If my cell phone was sitting next to me I would ve called 911 to pre report an attempted, and possibly quite successful, murder.

To my credit, I remained cool.

I m just flbdfhjdjsyueyldhj, I said, with that last bit kind of trailing off into nothingness.

Can your life be any easier? she asked.

Well, yeah, I could do this without you getting all up in my grill about it, I said, except I really didn t say that, because if I did whooof I can t even contemplate. Like contemplating stepping into a rabid raccoon nest that s precariously placed atop a beehive with the heavens above raining medical waste.

Instead, I said something like, Yeah, I mean, I m going to drink the coffee anyway and you know . while I stood up and got undressed and slinked into the bathroom.

To my wife s credit, she wasn t aggravated I was having a Calgon Take Me Away moment; she was just aggravated I was having this moment at some point between the years 2009 2035.

Fact is, ever since the kids came around, there s always always, always, always, always something that needs doing. Having three little kids is not easy. Between making sure they stay alive and such, there s the dishes and laundry, and then when you re done with the dishes and the laundry, it s time to once again do the dishes and the laundry.

Plus, my wife has started her own business, so she s not doing the full on Suzy Homemaker thing anymore.

Actually, let me take that last part back. She s still doing the full on Suzy Homemaker thing AND she started her own business.

And there I am, reading a book and drinking my coffee, like I m some kind of ancient Egyptian prince. (Note: I would make an incredible ancient Egyptian prince. Top notch.)

Bottom line? It s harder to be her than it is to be me. Left to my own devices, things would not go smoothly. She keeps the trains on schedule; Max Unger Navy Jersey I m more of a we ve got a switching problem in Secaucus, we ll get you moving again as quickly as possible kind of guy.

And so yeah, there was nothing I was going to do that was going to get the situation under control that morning. In fact, just my being there was making it more stressful. So I took a seat on the Ooofsotired. Seemed like a [url=http://www.footballseahawksprostore.com/Nike-Bobby-Wagner-Jersey.html]footb... good idea at the time.

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