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The new expansion team failed to win a game in its first season, improved in their second season, and regressed again in their third. As they began a dismal fourth season, the President of the United States was shot in their city, which many consider to be a coincidence.


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Obnoxiousness is a value passed down from the top, as owner Jerry Jones is well known for being boastful and somewhat undiplomatic. In a 2003 Sports Illustrated online poll, he was voted Most Hated Sports Personality in at least 3 states.


He is known for hiring players that are equally obnoxious, troublemakers such as Terrell Owens, Adam "Pacman" Jones, Deion Sanders, and Michael Irvin, among others. In any given era of the team, there is probably at least one Cowboys player that serves as a default punchline to sports diva jokes, even for Americans who don't know anything about football.


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The most popular highlight of the new stadium is its enormous scoreboard hanging in the middle of the stadium, which is so low it sometimes get hit by punts. This has provided much mirth to football fans.


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